Angelina Jolie Joins Council on Foreign Relations

June 12th, 2007

What frightening, global plantation clap trap is she going to be peddling? Covergirl spokesperson for the amero?

You can almost see the Oprah interviews about the chip or the vaccinations or the one currency to rule them all, or some other atrocity. (Take your pick.) Fat people in the audience, nodding their heads in agreement. Soft focus lenses. All the zombies out in TV land will lap it up, along with their prescription drugs and their DingDongs.

Via: itv.com:

Hollywood A-lister and UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie has joined a prestigious US foreign policy think-tank.

Jolie, 32, was nominated and recommended for approval by members of the Council on Foreign Relations and joins the likes of presidents Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and the US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at the CFR.

Spokeswoman Lisa Shields said: “Angelina Jolie is accomplished in her field and has demonstrated serious interest in issues such as Darfur, international education and refugees.

“As such, her profile fits very well with other young professionals we’ve selected as the next generation of foreign policy leaders.”

12 Responses to “Angelina Jolie Joins Council on Foreign Relations”

  1. montysano says:

    Help me out here, Kevin: an actress plies her trade for a number of years, makes a pile of money, and then seeks (sincerely IMHO) to do some good with that money. Adopts children from impoverished countries, and works with the UN on issues like education and refugees. For this, she earns your (and many others) scorn and snark?

    What would you prefer that she do? Tell us, please.

    I’ve never understood this vitriole toward Jolie, but maybe I’m just a “zombie” from “prescription drugs and Ding Dongs” 😎

  2. Kevin says:

    What part of Council on Foreign Relations don’t you understand?

  3. Johnny Lilly says:

    Maybe the CFR needs a new “Orgy Girl” for their Bohemian Grove – Eyes Wide Shut style “rituals” and “drunken X-mas office parties”. Madeleine Albright is gettin’ up there in years and I hear Condi Rice tires out now between 20 and 30…Maybe Bill Clinton is a quick shot but I bet it’s like pushing a rope for President Carter, George Schults, and Henry Kissenger…so it’s good to get some “fresh meat” in there

  4. snorky says:

    Does anyone know if Bono is a member? And does anyone know what kind of “Bono-esque” things Jolie has done? I am always very suspicious of pop culture celebs who do good WHILE doing it loudly so the whole world knows (as if they do it for the publicity or something). There are plenty of celebs out there who help the poor and oppressed quietly, without press releases over it. So thanks, Kevin, for the news…so that anything that comes out of her mouth can be put in the proper perspective.

  5. DrFix says:

    LOL!… Gawd. (wiping tears of mirth, or disbelief, I forget).

    Didn’t this gal just make a movie about the “company” with not so sublte hints of conspiracy etc.? Wow! Now thats something.

    Talk about life imitating art and all that.

    I long ago made it a point to ignore celebs who have their faces plastered on every moronic “news” magazine/future toiletry item. They can’t even DIE, as was the case of some famous princess, yet they haunt us to this day.

  6. montysano says:

    So snarky, so jaded, so cynical, so hard……

    But no one answered my question: what would you rather that she do?

    I am always very suspicious of pop culture celebs who do good WHILE doing it loudly so the whole world knows (as if they do it for the publicity or something).

    So……… it would be better if she just stayed in Hollywood, drove around in a Bentley and ate at Wolfgang Puck’s every night. Would that be an improvement.

    And yeah, Kevin, I know about the CFR.

  7. bob m says:

    maybe, she really just doesn’t know any better.

  8. cryingfreeman says:

    The entertainment industry is very likely every bit as sold out to THEM as the corporate media. Nobody ought to be shocked to see a weirdo like Jolie in bed with the CFR.

  9. George Kenney says:

    Bamboozled! by Kurt Nimmo…

    http://kurtnimmo.com/?p=890

    “Thus Angelina Jolie is the pretty face on the other end of Orwell’s “boot stamping on a human face—forever.” It is sincerely disturbing to realize most Americans will conclude, that is if they ever formulate the thought, the CFR, the North American Union, NAFTA and CAFTA resulting in jobs shipped to China, the vacuum created in the wake of the mugging and disappearance of the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and the imposition of the panopticon and high-tech surveillance state are all in our best interest because our cherished celebrities tell us so.

    How easily most of us are bamboozled. ”

    I am hoping things get better when I move to…
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Wellington_NZ-cablecar-topview.jpg/800px-Wellington_NZ-cablecar-topview.jpg

  10. snorky says:

    Montysanto: Yep, that would be an improvement, and here’s why–that way, Jolie would be totally harmless to us peons! Similarly with the likes of Paris Hilton…would you rather this heiress do what the other oligarchs are doing, that is, screwing us little people, or would you rather she just lived her life (admittedly, being a diversion for those who refuse to think) being her self-destructive self WITHOUT trying to bilk the world’s people out of billions, as I suspect Bono and his ilk are doing, and not necessarily innocently, either. I am not trying to stir up controversy, but you called me out so I am replying. Hollywood (or otherwise) celebs, by dint of their scene, are really better off (for the sake of the rest of us as well as themselves) just being entertainers. It’s fine that she adopts kids from poor countries and the like. But when she joins the CFR she simply becomes a TOOL.

  11. bob m says:

    intersting pic of Jolie on the Drugde report right now.

    http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070614/i/r1495258041.jpg?x=220&y=345&sig=RgkRjxjAkPYNwPNDTCMMVA–

    original link from properties, unknown how long it may stay there.

    across her back between the shoulder approx 3 inches below the neck a tatoo ‘know your rights’.
    interesting.

  12. Kari Sokol says:

    What should Jolie do, other than join the CFR, which wants One World Government for the benefit of life-sucking corporations? I’ll tell you what she should do… stay home and meditate. Be a living example of how to be in the world (Ghandi said this). The only real way to have any lasting impact on anyone is to be a living example to them for how to live properly.

    Don’t join a ruthless opponent unless you are well-equipped to deactivate them from within. I doubt that’s what is on her agenda. I could be wrong.

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