Take the shot, and you’ll feel much better. Look at me, I’m much happier now.
Microsoft Vaccine(tm), now with 33% more Soylent Green!
Microsoft RFID Tracking Technology (MSRTT), it’s for your own safety.
Big Brother protects you.
Join the Microsoft Vaccine Testing Group (MSVTG) today!.
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KB66643921 – MSVTG security update
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There was a 1 in 4 chance of receiving an ebola infected injection. This has been fixed by KB66645955.
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KB66645955 – MSVTG security update
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All vaccine placebos have been replaced with HIV samples to assist in further testing. This is for your own safety, and this update is mandatory and automatic. Please check back in 5 years for further updates, or upgrade to the current MSVTG version.
Defense.gov News Photo 110426-A-7597S-183: U.S. Special Operations service members with Special Operations Task Force South board two UH-60 Black Hawk helicopters following a clearing operation in Panjwa'i district in Kandahar province, Afghanistan, on April 25, 2011. Source: Wikimedia.
“who’s your daddy?”
See, I’m smiling, it’s good for you.
Microsoft Vaccine(tm), now with less nanobots.
Take the shot, and you’ll feel much better. Look at me, I’m much happier now.
Microsoft Vaccine(tm), now with 33% more Soylent Green!
Microsoft RFID Tracking Technology (MSRTT), it’s for your own safety.
Big Brother protects you.
Join the Microsoft Vaccine Testing Group (MSVTG) today!.
…
KB66643921 – MSVTG security update
[scroll to page 16]
There was a 1 in 4 chance of receiving an ebola infected injection. This has been fixed by KB66645955.
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KB66645955 – MSVTG security update
[scroll to page 22]
All vaccine placebos have been replaced with HIV samples to assist in further testing. This is for your own safety, and this update is mandatory and automatic. Please check back in 5 years for further updates, or upgrade to the current MSVTG version.
Poison in my right hand, antidote in my left. We own you, bitches.
“Someone had to take up the slack from the Jonestown experiment failure. Trust me, I’d never pass along a virus.”
“Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me, is there anybody home. Relax- I need some information first…”
“Your potential. Our property.”
“come to daddy”
(aphex twin, anyone? creepy…)
“Just a little prick”
Come On… Ya know you want it
“…this won’t hurt me a bit.”
“It’s this, or we roll back to ME. You pick.”
“It’s all in the EULA, baby.”
“Would you rather Ballmer delivered it?”
“Don’t worry, the risk for contracting Blue Scream of Death has been calculated at less than .001%…”
“Service Pack 9!”
“McAfee ain’t gonna save ya now!”
The comments on this gave me a good laugh today.
Thank you so much.
Here’s my comment:
What a PRICK!
Get it?
Coming late to the party, I have been pre-empted; however, here goes:
“No, *that’s* a little prick.”
I’m disappointed. I thought I’d get some groans for the ‘bit’ pun 🙂
“Smack my bitch up.”
“Until the flying syringes are ready, this is the best we can do.”