Not The Onion: “Spikevax That Body”

November 12th, 2023

At first, I thought that it couldn’t be real.

It’s real.

Via: Fierce Pharma:

Moderna wants you to “Spikevax that body.” In an ad that contrasts sharply with Pfizer’s celeb-loaded TV spot, the mRNA specialist is pitching its COVID-19 vaccine as another part of a healthy lifestyle in a bid to counter falling sales.

5 Responses to “Not The Onion: “Spikevax That Body””

  1. Snowman says:

    I remember the days when it was illegal to advertise medical services or pharmaceuticals. Those laws had been in place for half a century, since the public demanded that the govt put a stop to companies like coca-cola doping and addicting their customers and snake-oil salesmen killing their them. I guess we’re back to square one. And it’s a repulsive ad.

  2. dale says:

    I’ve been waiting for one of us here to call COLLAPSE, of some sort – in two months, two weeks? Two days? Something.

    But clearly, we missed it. It’s in the past. We’re in the Outer Limits now. That video is a grinning clown with a hypo in one hand, flipping you off with the other!

    Side effects include swelling of the heart. Fuck me running.

  3. cgroove69 says:

    Ha, I saw this on mute with words at some bar this weekend, and I caught the ending “spikevax that body” and chuckled when I realized what it was cause it was all healthy things apparently. But hearing the copy and music (with the little “spikevax” repeated in the music, to really get into your subconscious), and hearing “you flu shot that body” I can’t help but feel sorry for so many who haven’t shut off the MSM. The manipulation is strong with these companies to make everyone feel like it’s something we do to stay healthy.

    Also: Spikevax? As the in the covid spike protein? The jokes write themselves.

  4. Snowman says:

    I first recognized the gradual collapse in the later 1960’s, exposed by the Vietnam War. According to my father, born in 1920, the collapse began in 1913 when the League of Nations (UN) was formed. Going back further, one could say it began in 1791, when the First Bank of the US was chartered. The greedy took hold only 10 years after the establishment of a USA — didn’t take long, did it? — and have been getting greedier ever since. Their genius is to do it very slowly and to involve the rest of the world in it, so that we have no personal experience to contrast it with and thereby realize things are much worse. They are going too fast now, so we can see and feel the changes. They must think too many of us have realized what they are doing and are beginning to resist, so they’d better defeat us before we defeat them. We could knock them back fairly easily by not buying from their big corps., funding dissidents (GoSendGo, not GoFundMe, which is a scam), taking our kids out of their schools, and holding demonstrations like BLM did and the pro- or anti-Israel people do. They seem especially afraid of demonstrations. A lot depends on the 2024 elections and whether Trump turns out to be a patriot or one of them.

  5. Snowman says:

    I also think they’d fall apart if people quit buying stocks. I quit years ago because it’s just a Ponzi scheme that enriches them beyond belief while keeping the average mutual fund investor a little ahead and the gamblers either overjoyed or miserable. Unfortunately, the stock market is one major rip-off of the public that the public refuses to even think about: the lure of easy money is too great in the human psyche. Wasn’t it money that led all the COVID-promoters to disable or murder millions of us?

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