Senator Blumenthal: “They’re ready for it. They can handle it. And they need and deserve to know it.”

February 16th, 2023

Hmm.

Related: “Some Other Entity,” and “Lock Your Doors Tonight”

3 Responses to “Senator Blumenthal: “They’re ready for it. They can handle it. And they need and deserve to know it.””

  1. NH says:

    Dare you to read this article all the way through and not blow any morning coffee out your nose:

    http://www.rt.com/news/571616-us-hobby-pico-ballon/

    Incredibly, the name Babylon Bee is not mentioned in the article. If true, this “alien invasion” incident would seem to be unavoidably historic.

    “With US officials still unable to confirm what was shot down on February 11, members of the Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade (NIBBB) have offered a possible explanation.”

    “one of its small mylar balloons went “missing in action” in Canada’s Yukon region on Saturday”

    “By the time it stopped transmitting on February 10, the balloon had circled the earth six times, having been in the air for 123 consecutive days”

  2. pookie says:

    @NH LOL And this was the best comment:

    “Wish somebody would do a cartoon of a circus clown holding a bunch of balloons running away from an F22.”

  3. NH says:

    :)) Yeah, the meme potential of this one is massive. Another commenter brought up the guy back in 82 who tied 40 helium balloons to his lawn chain and ascended to 16k feet.

    http://www.smithsonianmag.com/air-space-magazine/flying-lawn-chair-180972974/

    He was packing a pellet gun on the flight with the idea of being able to bring himself back down.

    Airborne infantry vs F22 !

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