Jay Rockefeller: Would It Be Better If We Hadn’t Created the Internet?

March 23rd, 2009

2 Responses to “Jay Rockefeller: Would It Be Better If We Hadn’t Created the Internet?”

  1. remrof says:

    Uh, can’t you just unplug the ethernet cable, Jay?

  2. No doubt the Powers That Be already have a Subcommittee for Uninventing Things someplace which is already working hard, in damp basements and filing rooms, on this problem.

    Senator Bankster does say something interesting here, to the effect that the internet poses the “number one threat to the homeland”. What he means, of course, by “homeland” is not the physical territory called the “The United States of America”, nor that collection of people called “Americans” with that territory (nor, certainly, any of the millions of people who are not State-certified “Americans”, yet still reside in the territory.

    What Sen. Bankster really means here is that the internet poses the greatest threat imaginable to The Powers That Be through their instrument, the American State.

    And that, dear Cryptogon readers, is truly something to celebrate. Free the bits! Long live the net!

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